| The Wrath of Brock
A Night at the Rocket's
Crazee Halloween
Channel Surfing with Ash Misty and Brock
Titanic/ Team Rocket Crossover
A Pokemon Fairy Tale
Nutragrain
Nutragrain 2
Pokemon Mental Cases
Sugar Shock
A Foxy Dilemma
On the Wings of Council
Partners In Crime
Pokemon Poetry
The Birth of Mantespe
The Great Dragonite Fight Series
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A PKMN Fan Fic By: RedDragon
I don't own pokemon (duh)If I did I wouldn't be
writing this disclamer.
Our story begins at the Ketchum's house. Ash, Misty, & Brock are
sitting down watching television. But the television that they
were watching was no ordinary T.V. It was a T.V,. a T.V.
from.......Outer space!! ( Bumm, bum, bummm!!! )
Ash: Hey, Misty, get over here, Dragon Ball Z is about to start!
Misty: Oh, no, don't start without me! ( Misty quickly runs to the couch )
Brock: Don't worry Misty, its only commercials right now.
( Commercial shows up )
Comercial: What! look in the sky, its marker , its a pencil, no its Blow- pens!
Brock: No, not this again, ( sigh)
Comercial : all you have to do is blow, and the colorful ink comes out!
Comercial : Its 100% safe. Cannot inhale ink.
Ash: Safe? yeah, right! I tried those pens before, I sucked on it and, I
swallowed all the all the ink in the damn pen! The next thing I knew, I was
rushed to the hospital, and vomiting like crazy!
Misty: Geez!! Ash, you are such a retard, your supposed to blow on it not suck
it!!!
Ash: But still, it said you can't inhale the ink. It doesn't matter if I was
sucking on it.
Misty: It depends which end you were sucking on, you idiot!
Brock: Alright, break it up you two! The show's starting!
( Dragon Ball Z theme song starts playing )
Ash: I just love this show! There's so much fighting and action!
Brock: I don't care about the fighting, I just watch this show because of
.....of....Bulma( girl with blue hair in Dragon Ball Z)...ahhh...( hearts appear
over his head)
Misty: ughh...Men, they're so imature.
Ash: Misty, if you don't like the fighting in this show, why do u watch it
anyway?
Misty: Well... If you wanna know... I think that Goku is kind of cute...
(blushes )
( Brock and Ash fall down )
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( A few minutes later )
Ash, Brock, and Misty are really concetrated on the show
Television: "Hurry, we've got to save gohan "
( Ash's mom walks in from the kitchen)
Mom: Hi kids, I was just wondering if you'd like some popcorn? Kids?
( Ash, Brock, and Misty stare blankly at the television screen)
Misty, Ash, & Brock: ( no answer)
Mom: hmmm....kids these days... ( walks back to kitchen )
Television: "You will not escape the wrath of Vegeta!!( starts shooting blasts
of energy)
Ash: whoa, cool!! ( leans forward and acidentally sits on remote control )
( television changes to another channel )
Television: " ...sunny day, sweeping clouds away...would you tell me how to get,
how to get to sesame street...."
Ash, Misty, Brock: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!
All three of them frantically, grab the remote at the same time
Ash: Change the channel!change the channel!!
Brock: then both of you let go, and let me change the channel!!
Misty: no give it to me, I'll change it!
When arguing and fighting , Ash & friends had
accidentally, keyed in a secret code into the
remote control.
Suddenly, two antennas sprout from the top of the
remote control, and all the buttons fall off, except
for the three that were left there, the power button
and the two channel flipping buttons ( up & down )
Ash: Brock, you idot, now look what you've done!!
Brock: What! I didn't do anything!
Misty: Uh,oh.....hey you guys look at the T.V, screen.
( The screen starts cracking until it breaks, Suddenly a
dimensional portal appears in its place, and starts
pulling Ash and his friends towards it)
Ash: HEEELLLPPPP!!! ( still clinging on to the leg of a chair with remote in his
hand)
Misty: AHHHH!!!! ( gets sucked into the portal )
Brock: NOOOO!!! ( gets sucked into the portal )
( suddenly, the leg of the chair cracks in half and Ash flys towards T.V.
screen)
Ash: Oh, crap! ( gets sucked into the portal )
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Ash and his friends have been sucked into a portal
which has led into.....the T.V. World.
( Translation: they're stuck in Ash's T.V. )
Ash and his friends appear in a somewhat different
world
Brock: Hey, were are we?
Ash: ( looks around ) It kinda looks like the backround in today's episode of
Dragon Ball Z.
Misty & Brock: What?!! Nooo!!
Ash: ( realizes what he just said ) Ahhhhh!!!
Brock: How could this be?
Misty: Hey, Ash, what's with the hair?
( Ash looks at himself and sees he's wearing an orange shirt with a japanese
sign on it, he runs his fingers through his hair and feels that its kind of long
and spikey)
Ash: Whoa, guys, I think I'm Goku!! And Brock, I think your Krillin.
Brock: How do you think that? I'm wearing the same thing your wearing,
unless....
( Brock feels his head)
Brock: I'm bald!!!!
Misty: Hey, who am I you guys!! Tell me!!
( Brock & Ash take one look and her and start cracking up)
Misty: What's so funny?
( looks at herself and sees that her skin is green)
( feels her head and finds only two small antennas)
Misty: Noooo!! Why, Piccolo!! Why did I have to be Piccolo!! Its not fair!!!
( Ash, & Brock, keep laughing but are interupted by someone )
Vegeta: You will not escape the wrath of Vegeta!!( fires off a burst of energy )
Misty: Oh, no..Ash we're gonna die!! we're gonna die!!!
Ash: What do I do?!!what do I do!!!
Brock: Quick, the remote control!!! change the channel!!
(Ash changes the channel they are teleported to another place)
Ash & his friends appear in a different place
Misty: Where are we now?
Brock: That was really weird!!
( Misty turns around and sees Ash looking at her )
Misty: Ash, what are you staring at?
Ash: That's a pretty cute outfit you've got on there Misty. Or should I say
Sailor Moon!
( Misty is wearing a tight sailor moon outfit and has a little moon on her head)
( looks at herself and turns red, but then takes a glimpse of Ash)
Misty: You don't look so bad either....Sailor Mars!
( Ash looks at himself and he realizes his outfit is just like
Misty's but in red)
Ash: uh... hehehe...(blushes)Brock: Hahahahah! You will be destroyed sailor
scouts!
Ash: What are you doing Brock?
Misty: He doesn't realize what he's doing, he's a whole different person now!!!
Misty: He's the evil Queen Beryl, of the negaverse!
Ash: Then we better go destroy him!
Brock: Huh?!
Ash: Mars, fire, surround!!!! ( shoots brock )
Misty: Moon, Tiara, Magic!!!! ( blasts brock )
Brock: ...uhhhhh...( on the floor moaning )
Misty: I think its time to change the channel again, Ash!
Ash: I'll be glad to. ( presses button)
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Ash & his friends warp to another channel
( Misty and Ash are on the front of the Titanic )
( Titanic music starts playing)
Ash: close your eyes, don't peek
Ash: Do you trust me?
Misty: yes
Ash: Just step on the railing, slowly.
Misty: Well...ok
Ash: Now open your eyes
Misty: Wow. ( starts giggling )
Ash: (holding Misty by the waist)
Misty: ( spreads her arms ) I'm flying, look at me Ash, I'm flying. ( giggle)
Ash: ( whispers ) What a nut.
Misty: Don't let me go Ash, promise?
Ash: Yeah...right.
( shoves Misty over the railing )
Ash: ...hehehe..
Misty: Ahhhhhhhh!!! ( splash )
( someone runs to Ash)
Ash: uhh...hey Fabrizio, whats up?
Fabrizio: No, its me Brock!!
Ash: oh...ok
Brock: What the heck did you to Misty?!!
Ash: Uh.... she was acting like a total nutcase so I shoved her of the boat.
She'll live.
Brock: No she won't! Do you know how high this ship is, she'd die on impact if
she fell! And if not...The water is ice cold, so she'd freeze to death!!!
Ash: Uh, ok... I think we should change the channel now. ( presses button )
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(Ash, Brock, & Misty warp to another channel)
Brock: Hello sports fans!! I'm here at the Viridian boxing arena, where two of
the greatest boxers, or gonna fight head on!!!Rocky Balboa....oops sorry I mean
Ketchum vs Misty the Mighty.
Brock: In the blue corner: weighing in at 80 pounds, Rocky Ketchum!!!
Ash: Hey, where am I?
Brock: And in the red corner, Misty the Mighty weighing in at....ughhhh!!
( Misty punches Brock )
Misty: What do you think you were doing!
Misty: Your not supposed to tell a girl's weight on national television!!!!
( bell rings )
Brock: And the fight is on...
Misty: How dare you push me off that boat!!!( jabs Ash in the stomach )
Misty: How could you do that to me!! ( punches Ash in the side of the head )
Misty: I trusted you!! ( punches ash in the right eye )
Ash: I'm sorry Misty...
Misty: Well sorry won't cut it! But I think this will!! ( bites Ash's ear off )
Ash: Ahhhhhh!!!
Misty: Die!!!! ( uppercuts Ash )
( Ash falls to the ground )
Brock: And the count....
Referee: 1,2,3,4,5...
Ash: gets up
( Misty starts charging towards Ash)
Ash: Nooooo!
Bell: Ping!!!!!!
( Misty's Fist stopped inches away from ash's face )
Brock: And that's the end of round 1...
Misty: Oh, man, I was so close!
Ash: Saved by the bell!
( fighters went back to their corners )
Ash: ....uhhh....hurts...
(Someone starts pouring water on Ash)
Person : You could do it Rocky, just get back in there and win!
Ash: Professor Oak what are you doing here?
Person (Professor Oak) : All you have to do is remember what I taught you,
Rocky.
Ash: What? Go back inside the ring with Misty?! No Way!!!
Ash: This is getting two wierd, I'm getting out of here!!
( Ash tries to press the channel changer button
but pressed power instead)
( A portal opened and sucked Ash And his friends in )
Ash: Uh..oh....
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( Ash, Brock, & Misty were brought back to
Ash's House)
Misty: That was fun!!
Brock: That was wierd!!
Ash: That hurt!! ( still had black & blues from the boxing match )
Misty: Serves you right for doing that to me!!
( Ash's Mom walks back into the room )
Mom: Hey kids! How are you guys do......( stops and stares at broken T.V.
screen)
Brock: Uh,oh... better make a run for it!
Ash & Misty: Right!
( Ash turns the T.V. back on and they all jump back
into the portal )
Mom: Kids, where do you think your going!! Get back here, you guys have got some
explaining to do!!! ( Jumps in portal right before it closes )
END
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