A PKMN Fan Fic By: Azumarrilchic
Note: You will understand this fan fic alot better if you've seen alot of horror movies: hannibal, nightmare on elm street, scream, ect.(also if your a fan of the insane clown posse.)

It all started one halloween night at Ash Ketchum's house in Pallet Town. Ash, Misty, and Brock are all dressed up and ready for trick or treating. Ash is a teletubbie, Misty- a barbie, Brock-a G.I. Joe. Ash patted a large sack of toilet paper by his side

Ash: I'm ready, now all we need to do is wait for Tracey to get here.

Misty: He's 30 minutes late! I'm tired of waiting!

Brock: You wouldn't want to get left behind if you were him, would you?

Misty: OK, OK, we'll wait........

so they waited.........soon 2 hours passed.

Ash: That's it! I'm outta here!

Misty: Yeah, there's not gonna be any candy left!

Brock: Alright........

Just as they were heading out the door, the phone rang

Ash: Hello?

Voice: What's your favorite scary movie?

Ash: Well, uh, let's see......well I like the exorcist and hannibal and let's not forget nNightmare on Elm Street, that was a classic! How 'bout you?

voice: Uhhhh....................(click)

Ash hangs up and walks over to the couch

Misty: who was it?

Ash shrugs "somebody just asked me what my favorite scary movie was"

Misty and Brock look at each other (uh-oh)

Brock: I think we oughta stay inside guys.

Misty: uh-huh

Ash- Man! I wanted to TP professor Oak's house!

The phone rings, this time Misty answers it.

Misty: h-hello?

voice: heh-heh-heh-heh-heh ha ha ha HA!!!

Misty: Who ARE you?!

voice: It doesn't matter who I am, It matters where I am!! HA HA HA HA!!!!!! SEE YA' 'ROUND, MIST-EEEEEEE (click)

Misty hangs up "someone's after us!!!"

Brock: Wait a minute, I bet Tracey's behind this, that's why he's not here!

Brock opens the front door and screams like a little girl. There on the front steps is the pale corpse of Tracey. He's still in his pirate costume, except the bandanna he was wearing was tied tightly around his neck. Brock slams the door "Tracey's dead!!!!"

Ash: I bet Gary's doing this to humiliate me!

suddenly the door flies open, Gary rushes in, slams the door, deadbolts it, then sits down on the couch with his knees hugged to his chest. He begins to sway back and forth and mumble. Ash, Misty, and Brock don't even want to ask.

Misty: well, does that answer your question Ash?

Brock: who else could it be?

Ash: I know! Team Rocket!

Misty: I don't think so Ash............(she glances out the window to see team rocket huddled in a tree.)
she opens up the window- "you guys want in?"

team rocket all look up together aand wriggle in through the window.

Jesse: It was gonna eat me!

meowth starts jabbering senselessly

James bursts into tears

the phone rings AGAIN

Ash: hello?

voice: I'm giving lots of consideration into eating your wife......

Ash: what wife?

voice: Uhhhhhhhh........just think of how good you'd taste........

Ash: actually, I don't bathe that much so I'd probably taste pretty bad.

voice: uhhhhh........ta ta............(click)

Ash: That sure was weird........you know, I bet it's----

Misty interrupts, Would you just shut up Ash!!!! It could be anybody it could be me, it could be you, it could be togepi for crying out loud!! Gosh, it could even be your mom!!!!

Ash thought about his dear ol' mom for a minute, "naaaaaa, it couldn't be mom, she was out in the----- MOM!!!!!!!"
Ash runs outside to the garden. His mom was tied up with one of her own home grown tomatoes stuffed in her mouth. He unties her and tears the tomatoe out of her mouth, "are you ok mom?"

Ash's mom: Oh Ash I was so scared!!!!

They go back into the house and lock all the windows and doors. Strange noises start coming from upstairs. Ash and Brock go up to investigate, finally they come along to the attic doors. Strange grumbling noises are coming from inside and slime and light is bursting from the cracks in the door. The door blows open and a slimy pink tentacle grabs Brock, pulling him toward the glowing pink core of the creature.

Ash: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Brock: Save yourself Ash!!!!!

Ash slams the door shut and props a chair against it. He walks to his room to hide, inside was a little girl playing with a doll house, her head starts spin around. "This is too weird" he goes back downstairs and tells everyone the bad news. Everone got really sad and quiet, but not for long. Something was streaking past the windows, suddenly a shadow of a guy with sharp fingers and a hat loomed across the room.

Gary: HELP MEEEEEE!!!!

the shadow was carrying Gary off, no one could do anything about it. The group stood there in horror until the phone rang AGAIN!

Misty: Hello?

voice: Please don't let me fall asleep.........

Misty starts to wimper

voice: Cuz the boogie man will creep...............
through my window in my room.............
stab me with a broken broom..........
BOOGIE WOOGIE WOOGIE!!!!!!!!! (click)

Misty colapses on the floor and starts having a nervous breakdown. "I can't stand it anymore!!!!!!!!!"

Ash: Don't worry I've already got a plan, we'll all go to professor oak's house, he has sucurity systems.

So what's left of the group all head down to professor oak house. For some reason when they get outside there is an old lady in a rocking chair on the porch and a field of corn across the street.

Ash: okaaaaay?

They ignore all the other freaky stuff they see along the road- mummies, giant man eating sharks, killer gorillas, grim reapers, slobbering aliens, ect. As they near the house, they hear galloping. The headless horsemen is after ton their tail now, chucking flaming pumpkins at them. One hits meowth, but no one stops to get him.

meowth: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Everyone scrambles over the gate at professor Oak's pad, little did they know glowing orange eyes were watching them. As they neared the door to the house a giant anaconda struck out of the bushes. It got Ash's mom and imediately swallowed her whole.

Ash: MOM!!!!

they slammed the door and huddled together on the floor. The lights flashed on and and a guy in a hockey mask with a chainsaw lurched at them from behind the couch.

everyone: AAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

the guy had them cornered and was bringing the chainsaw closer and closer to them. They thought it was all over when the guy suddenly stopped.

everyone: huh?

the stranger lifted up his mask

everyone: Professor Oak?!

Professor Oak: Who'd you expect, the children of the corn?

everyone looks at each other

Misty: did you stage all of this?

Professor Oak: yup, I heard how Ash wanted to roll my house so I thought I'd have some fun with you.

Misty: Thanx alot Ash!!!!!!!!!! (she slaps him)

Ash: Ow.......So what happened to everyone?

Professor Oak: Allright everyone, come on in!

everyone who got "killed" walked into the room.

Professor Oak: with tracey I just put some powder on his face and tied a bandanna around his neck, I simply took Gary away, I covered one of the tentecruel from the lab in pink cool-whip and put him in your attic, then he grabbed Brock.The I dressed Tracey up and put him on a ponyta, then he threw, uh, flaming pumpkins at you.

Jesse: We could've been killed!!!

Professor Oak: Uh yes, Meowth had to go to the pokemon center for that one.

Ash: What about all those monsters I we saw along the way here? and that corn field? and that freaky girl in my room?

Professor Oak: I had a stantler use it's illusionary powers to create those images.

Ash: Hey, wait a sec., where's my mom?!

Professor Oak: Something happened to her?

Ash: Oh No, nothing happened to her, JUST A GIANT ANACONDA ATE HER!!!!!!!!

Professor Oak: Oh dear, that wasn't a part of the plan.......uh, well, congratulations Ash!!!!! you're now an orphan!!!

James: how did you know we'd end up in your house?

Professor Oak: I don't know............ (looks from side to side to side in an eerie way:

Misty: So you must've made all those calls too.

Professor Oak: What calls?

Everyone looks at each other (uh-oh)

The End

EPILOGUE-
-Ash had to adjust to his new life as an orphan, he later went on the search for his dad.
-Misty ended up going home, pokemon journies just got too crazy for her.
-Professor Oak was the one who pulled all the pranks and was arrested for hospitalizing an "innocent" meowth
-The little girl in Ash's room lived there from then on.
-No one's sure what happened to Jesse, James and meowth, as soon as meowth won the court case against professor Oak, the trio made off with the money and supposedly moved to Vegas
-The tentacruel is still in Ash's attic
-The anaconda lived happily ever after with a full belly and a new home(professor oak's house)