| The Wrath of Brock
A Night at the Rocket's
Crazee Halloween
Channel Surfing with Ash Misty and Brock
Titanic/ Team Rocket Crossover
A Pokemon Fairy Tale
Nutragrain
Nutragrain 2
Pokemon Mental Cases
Sugar Shock
A Foxy Dilemma
On the Wings of Council
Partners In Crime
Pokemon Poetry
The Birth of Mantespe
The Great Dragonite Fight Series
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A PKMN Fan Fic By: Galaxy Girl
NOTE: This is not a hate story. It's a sentimental comedy. But I should let you know. This is rated
PG. There is a lot of slapstick violence, death, and the word "crap" is said once. But think of it as
what it is a cartoon!
This is a story about when something goes terribly wrong in a teenager's head. When his heart's been
broken so many times it isn't funny anymore. When he's been laughed, at poked fun at, Well not
anymore! This time, Brock's been pushed too far!
The story so far: Ash, Misty and Tracy have just left Valencia Island after leaving Brock with Prof.
Ivy. We all know that. But this is what happened when the camera was off....
"La la la, la de da!" sings Ash as he skips along the road to someplace else. Pikachu is
behind him, skipping and singing too.
"Boy. Pikachu looks happy, Ash." Misty says.
"Yes. He's glad that Brock is gone. That guy always did scare him."
"Pika!" says Pikachu.
Tracy walks behind them, silent. However, there's something different about him today.
"Hey Tracy," says Ash. "Did you do something with your hair?"
"Mmmmmaaaaaybe!" Tracy replies. But his hair is different. It has a familiar, spiky look
to it.
As the trio walks, Tracy keeps stopping by the side of the road. He comes out of a bush every
time, looking a little more like everyone's favorite love-struck teenager.
Finally, Misty realizes something is up when Tracy starts crashing into trees because his eyes
are shut. "Tracy, what is up with you today?"
"I'M NOT TRACY!" says Tracy in the voice of the girl from The Exorcist. His head starts
to spin and Misty and Ash scream. Ash leaps into Misty's arms, Scooby-Doo style, and Pikachu hides
in his hat.
Suddenly, poor Tracy's head explodes. All that is left of him is a crater and a pair of
sneakers, smoldering and blowing smoke.
"Oh, the horror!" Misty screams. "Poor Tracy!"
"Ew! My clothes!" yells Ash.
Later that day, in the next town, Ash, Misty and Pikachu are resting in the PKMN center.
Misty is crying her eyes out, and Ash is trying to clean the burnt spot off of Tracy's sneakers.
Pikachu stood pacing back and forth.
Nurse Joy comes out, and she is carrying a tray of dust. "I'm sorry. We couldn't save him.
But look on the bright side. You won't need a crematorium"
Misty bursts into inconsolable tears, and Ash takes off his hat.
Suddenly, a tall person walks into the PKMN center and puts his arm around Misty's
shoulder.
"It's OK, Misty. I know how it feels to lose someone!"
Misty's face turns white, and she screams. "BROCK! How did you get here?"
Brock shrugs. "I don't know."
Pikachu screams. "PIIIIKA!" He faints immediately.
"BROCK!" yells Ash. "How could you get here? Why are you following us?"
"Um, Ash.... I've wanted to say this for a while, but... I LOVE YOU!"
"AAAAAARGH!" Ash screams, grabs his fainted Pikachu and Misty, and speeds out the
door.
For the whole next month, Misty, Ash, and Pikachu are on the run. Everywhere they go
Brock follows them. They legally change their names to Tom Ato and his wife, Misty Ato, and their
pet Fifi Two.
But Brock keeps following them. Finally, they give up and go to Lavender Town, to the
PKMN Tower. Ash's pals Gengar, Gastly and Haunter are here, so he figures the trio will be safe.
But they aren't.
As Ash and company enter the tower, four sets of eyes are watching them.
From a hill near town, Team Rocket is watching them with binoculars. "Hmmm. The twerp
and his Pikachu are in the tower again" Jesse says.
"No way Jesse!" James replies. "I'm wouldn't go in there for a million bucks! OK, maybe a
million bucks, but no less!"
Meowth slaps him and says; "You dope! If we get Pikachu, we will get a million bucks!"
"Alright then." James exclaims. "Let's go!"
The other set of eyes was watching them from the tower. I'll give you a clue. It wasn't a
ghost Pokemon.
Ash, Misty and Pikachu enter the tower on the first floor. It's eerily empty inside. "Hello!
Gastly? Haunter? Gengar?" Ash calls. No sign of them.
Team Rocket enters by way of rope from the third floor. "Can you hear them down there?"
Meowth asks.
"No." Jesse says. Suddenly, Team Rocket DOES hear someone climbing up the outside wall.
James peers through the window.
"AAAAA! Jesse! Jesse! You're not going to believe this!" he screams.
Brock leaps through the window. He is wearing a bathrobe. "Heeeeeeeeeere's Johnny!" he
yells.
"AAAAAARGH!" Team Rocket screams. James and Meowth push Jesse out of the way and
run across the room. Jesse falls over and is trapped.
"I'm coming, Jesse!" Meowth yells. He throws out his claws and starts swiping madly all
over and jumping around.
Finally, he stops, out of breath. "Did I get him?" asks Meowth.
"NO!" James yells. "NO NO NO! SAVE ME, SOMEBODY!"
"James, NO!" Jesse yells. Suddenly, the chandelier slashed by Meowth fall on top of James
and breaks through the floor.
"JAMES!" Jesse and Meowth yell. They look into the hole, and see the chandelier went all
the way to the basement.
Ash and Misty scream from below, and James's ghost rises out of the hole and floats into the
third floor room.
"Oh no! James!" Jesse yells.
"Jesse! I'm DEAD!" James cries. Suddenly, Haunter appears in the room, grabs James, and
they float through the ceiling. "Goodbye, Jesse"
Suddenly, Brock clears his throat. He has changed into a bikini top and a thong, and is
slowly walking towards Jesse.
Jesse's eyes widen in terror, and Meowth backs into the wall.
Jesse stands, and yells "GOODBYE CRUEL WORLD!" She jumps down the hole and
minutes later; Gengar whisks her ghost away into the upper room. "Meowth! Hurry! Save yourself!"
"Yeeeeeaaaaaaaaa!" screams Meowth. Brock walks slowly forward
"Kiss me, you beautiful hairy furball!!!"
Meowth wastes no time in running forward and pitching himself out the window. Gastly flies
down, and Meowth's ghost flies by the window, yelling at Brock, "So long, sucker!"
Meanwhile, downstairs, Ash and Misty have witnessed the horrible events in the last
paragraph. Team Rocket's bodies lay down in the basement, and Misty is crying again. Suddenly,
Brock comes tearing down the stairs at breakneck speed.
"Hello, ASH!" Brock sneers. Suddenly, Togepi drops from Misty's backpack and rolls
across the floor. "Oh, hellooooo Togepi......."
"Don't you DARE Brock!" Misty yells. "Take Ash if you want, but leave Togepi alone!"
"Hey!" yells Ash.
Brock and Misty race after Togepi, but Brock gets there first. He races down the basement
steps, singing "Can't Fight the Moonlight" at the top of his lungs.
"Nooooooooooooo!" Misty cries. She races after him, down the slippery basement steps. But
she accidentally slips and tumbles down the steps.
Smooching sounds and Togepi crying are the last thing Misty hears. She moans in agony,
and seconds later, Togepi comes rolling over to her side.
"I love you Togepi," she says weakly. Then Misty, dead of a broken neck and Togepi, of a
heart attack, float peacefully upwards towards the top of the tower.
"Misty! No!" Ash cries. Soon, Brock comes back up the stairs, swinging a feather boa and
humming.
"You can't run Ash," Brock said.
"Watch me!" Ash sprints up the stairs to the fourth floor dining room. There is no way out
of here!
Suddenly, Misty pokes her ghostly head through the ceiling. "Ash! There's only one way out!
You have to die!"
"But I'm too young to die!" Ash wails.
"No, stupid! This is a cartoon! Anything can happen! We can all be resurrected! Now come
on!"
Brock runs into the room. He says, "Now love me Ash! No one ever loved me! I want you to
hold me, kiss me, and never let me go!"
"No way!" Ash grabs a fork off the table and stabs it into his jugular. Nothing happens.
"What the?" He tries a knife in the chest. No blood, no anything!
"This ought to work!" Ash licks his finger and shoves it into a wall socket.
NOTHING!
"Help! Dexter, why won't I die?" Ash cries, pulling out his Pokedex.
"Because Ash. You are the star of this cartoon. If you were to die, the cartoon would not
exist. Ratings would plummet. Therefore, you must follow the most important law of the cartoon
universe: Though shalt not kill thy main character!"
"Oh crap!" screams Ash. "Hmm, let's see.... How did I almost die before?"
Brock steps closer.
"Oh yeah! The chandelier!" He hurls a fork at the rope that ties the chandelier to the ceiling.
It drops onto him, and he is squashed like a bug.
"No! I thought you loved me!" Brock yells. Suddenly, he sees Ash's pokeballs on his belt.
And I'm serious, this kid was so desperate to kiss somebody, he opened the pokeballs.
The first out was Muk. He took one look at Brock, and crawled into a glass of water, where
he disintegrated.
Next came Bulbasaur. He kicked open another pokeball, containing Charizard. Charizard,
in habit, let out a burst of flame at Bulbasaur, killing him.
Pidgeotto flew away.
Charizard grabbed a glass of water and dipped his tail in it.
Pikachu was actually crouched in his ball, in fear. When Brock sent him out, the poor little
dude ran into the corner in fright. As he ran, he bumped the last pokeball. Squirtle flew out, and saw
Brock.
So cute little naive Squirtle did what any self-respecting Squirtle in danger would do. He let
out a call, "SQUIRTLE!"
Brock and Pikachu looked at him.
"SQUIRTLE!"
Suddenly, a rumbling noise sounded. It sounded like something was getting closer
Suddenly, a huge band of Squirtles and their relatives broke through the window. The
Squirtle Squad, all the turtles on Squirtle Island, everyone! Brock screamed and tried to run.
Blastoise from Squirtle Island shot a jet of water at him and Brock flew through the wall of
the room outside into the back yard. Coincidentally, he landed on Gengar's collection of sharp pointy
things.
Pikachu and the Squirtles looked out the window, at Brock's little broken body. Suddenly,
Gastly's lighter fluid collection and Haunter's match box collection flew out the window above them.
The entire backyard ignited into flame, and Brock was nothing but a pile of dust.
Immediately, the ghosts of Muk, Bulbasaur, Charizard, Togepi, Misty, Ash, Jesse, James,
and Meowth floated back into their bodies. Ash stood up, and the rest of the gang ran upstairs to
watch the backyard burn.
Suddenly, Tracy burnt but alive, ran into the backyard with a garden hose. He put out the
fire, and scooped up Brock's ashes. "MASTER!" he cried. Then, he ran away with them, screaming
all the way.
"Oh, Blastoise! Squirtle! You saved us all!" Misty cooed.
"That's it!" Team Rocket screamed all at once. "We've had enough of you kids! Keep your
stupid Pikachu! We're blasting outta here!" And the three raced out of the building and back to
Viridian City.
Suddenly, Gengar floated down to Ash holding a piece of paper. "For me?" he asked.
It was a bill, for all the damages Ash had caused, the electrician's bill, replacing both
chandeliers and the ghost's prized collections, and other stuff he had done. Total: ,942,890. 36.
"AAAARGH! How will I afford that?" Ash wailed. Suddenly, Haunter appeared and
handed Ash a box. Inside was.......
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Hours later, the whole tower was cleaned up again. Downstairs, Ash stood on a stage,
wearing a tight red jumpsuit.
"Oops, I think I'm in love. Been sent from above! I'm not that innocent!" he sang. Misty and
half of the people from Pallet Town, Lavender Town, and Saffron City sat in chairs, watching him
and laughing their heads off.
Outside, Pikachu stood, taking tickets from Professor Oak and Gary. "Haw haw! Ash is
really in a mess this time!" Gary laughed.
After that song, Ash yelled at Haunter the usher, "Hey guys! How much longer do I have to
do this?"
Haunter held up a chalkboard. On it was written:
See the amazing colossal Britney Spears Boy! Only 10 cents.
Buy Tickets Now! Only 2,385 shows left!
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THE AFTERMATH:
Ash liked singing so much he quit trying to be a pokemaster, and now works full time at ROCKET'S
RESTAURANT
Team Rocket finally realized their dream and built a restaurant. They called it ROCKET'S
RESTAURANT, and are now enlisting live entertainment.
Misty became a famous PKMN scientist.
Tracy is now in therapy.
Squirtle had a monument built for him outside of Celadon City.
Brock's ashes were taken from Tracy and tossed into the sea, hopefully never to be seen again.......
And so, that is what happens when a comic relief gets laughed at too many times. When a lovesick
boy is refused, When a replacement for a beloved character goes nuts, So next time you watch
Sailor Moon, keep an eye on those cats, because THEY might be next.
And watch out yourself. Because, no one knows who will be the next to experience
THE WRATH OF BROCK!!!!!!!!
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