A PKMN fan Fic By: PokeManiac011
Okay, so this story kind of sucks. So sue me. I just had an annoying thought saying, "make this story, make this story!" I just had to get it out of my mind. Well, here it goes!


Our story begins when Ash, Misty, Brock, and Pikachu, were walking down the streets of Sweet City, known for its large candy supply. As they were walking, something caught Ash, Misty, and Pikachu's eye.

Ash, Misty, Pikachu: Candy store!

The three rushed to the window, smushing their faces.

Ash: Wow, look at all that candy!

Misty: That's why it's a candy store, Ash!

The three kept on drooling at the candy, while Brock was behind them sighing.

Brock: Come on guys. We can't make a stop because if we do we'll never get to the next town before sunset.

Ash: So, we can camp out like we always do.

Misty: Besides, I haven't eaten candy for weeks! I'm absolutely craving for it!

Pikachu: Pipi pikachu! (I want candy NOW!)

Brock: *sighs* *tries to think of a plan* Well, uh, candy makes you fat!

Misty: I don't care!

Ash: I want candy!

Pikachu: PIKA! (CANDY!)

Brock: We won't get to the next town today. *Sounds hopeful to see if his comment might work*

Ash: Brock, we NEVER get to a town in a day! What difference will it make?

Brock: *falls to the ground anime-style* Look, we can eat candy in the next town.

Ash, Misty, Pikachu: *towering over Brock* I want candy NNNOOOOWWWW!

Brock: Well if we leave early, we can eat candy in the next town-

Brock was cut short when he saw something in the window. It was the clerk. The clerk was a girl. The clerk was a girl who was pretty. The clerk was a girl who was pretty who was-

Misty: Get to the point already!

All right, all right. To make a long description short, the girl was pretty. Brock thought so too. Anymore questions?

Brock: I guess we can go in for a while.

Misty: Whoo-hoo!

Ash: Lets go!

Pikachu: PIKA! (CANDY!)

The four rush into the candy store. Let's get on to the next part, shall we?

20 MINUTES LATER...

Ash, Misty, and Pikachu come out of the store with bags full of, what else? Candy!

Pikachu: PIKA! (CANDY!)

Uh, okay, and Brock came out with a red slap mark on his face.

Brock: Who knew she was married!?!

Author: I did. *Snicker, snicker*

Brock: *glares at author*

Author: *gasps* How dare you look at me that way! I will now punish you!

Brock: *disappears*

Ash: What did you do with Brock?

Author: Oh, I sent him to... a place.

Misty: Okay, more candy for us then!

Pikachu: PIKA! (CANDY!)

Author: God that’s annoying.

Pikachu: Pii. (Hmmph.)

AT THE PLACE WHERE BROCK WAS PUNISHED TO...

Brock: *appears out of thin air* Huh? Where am I? *Looks around the area* Oh no, no no no! I hope this place isn't...

The place was very happy looking that it could make you sick. The place had green hills everywhere you look and colorful flowers everywhere. There were rabbits popping out of holes. The sky, oh the sky. It was soo... happy blue looking. The sun, the sun, oh the sun! It had the face of a baby! The baby kept making annoyingly cute noises. Yup, you guessed right. This place was...

Brock: TELETUBBY LAND! AHHHHH!!! Get me out of here!

All of the sudden, four heads pop out from behind a hill. The faces, ohhh the faces-

Brock: Cut the dramatics already!

Hmpph. As I was saying, the faces, oh the faces! They were sooo... I'm so sorry, I just can't explain it. They faces were so... sooo-

Brock: Freaky looking!

Yes, that's it. The four faces became more visible to reveal-

Brock: AHH! Teletubbies!

Stop interrupting! *Smacks Brock with a flower*

Brock: Ohh... *dazed*

As I was saying, the faces became more visible to reveal the Teletubbies. *Gags*

Tinky Winky: Tinky Winky!

Dipsie: Dipsie!

Laa-Laa: Laa-Laa!

Po: Po!

All four: Teletubbies!

Author: *gags some more* I think I'm going to be sick!

Po: *spots Brock* Oh look! He look scared!

Laa-laa: Big hug!

The Other Three: BIG hug!

The Teletubbies start waddling towards Brock with open arms.

Brock: AHHH! Help me! Get me out of here!

Author: Are you sorry?

Brock: Yes, yes! I'm really sorry! *Spots Teletubbies coming closer* Just get me out of here!

Author: All right then.

Brock: *disappears*

AT SWEET CITY...

Brock: *reappears* Yes yes, I'm back! *Starts kissing the ground*

Ash: Uh, Brock? Where were you punished to anyway?

Brock: Huh? *Looks to his right to find Ash, Misty, and Pikachu sitting on a bench eating candy* I.. don't want to talk about it.

Misty: That bad, huh?

Brock: *nods his head*

Ash: Well, now you'll know never to dis the author. I learned that the hard way. *Starts to have a flashback*

START FLASHBACK

Author: What did you call me?!

Ash: You heard me!

Author: Now I'll have to punish you!

Ash: Oh yeah, how?

Author: Simple.

Ash: *disappears* *reappears in his own living room* What am I doing in my living room?

Author: For your punishment.

Ash: You call this punishment?

Author: This isn't it yet. Why don't you turn on the TV?

Ash: All right. *Sits in front of the TV and turns it on*

TV: Our new Pokémon Master... Gary Oak!

Ash: !?!

TV: Gary Oak is not only a Pokémon Master, but has also collected all the Pokémon in the entire world!
Ash:!?!?!?!

TV: Do you have anything to say, Mr. Pokémon Master?

Gary: Yes I do. *Turns to the camera* Ash, if you are watching this, I only have one thing to say. HA-HA!

Ash: AHHHHH!!! This is torture! Ahhh! I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!

END FLASHBACK

Ash: *shudders* Well, that was long ago. That won't happen again. *Continues to eat his candy, so does the others*

Misty: Candy will take our minds off of things. Let's eat now! *Continues to eat*

Brock: I want some candy. I'm still kind of shocked of what happened, *gets some candy bars*

Pikachu: PIKA! (CANDY!)

Author: Stop it already!

Pikachu: Pii. (Hmmph.)

20 MINUTES LATER, WHEN THEY'RE DONE DEMOLISHING ALL THE CANDY...

The last candy wrapper fell to the ground.

Ash: *talking very quickly* Thatwassomegoodcandy!!!

Misty: *talking quickly also* Moremoremore!

Brock: *also talking fast* Nomoremoney! He-he! Thatcandywassuregood!

Pikachu: PIKAPIKAPIKA!!! (CANDYCANDYCANDY!!!)

Author: Aarrggghh! Stop it!

Pikachu: Pipi! (Hehe!)

Ash: Ifeelhyper! HYPERHYPERHYPER! Whoo-hoo! *Stands up and starts running in place*

Misty: Metoometoometoo!!! *Stands up and starts doing jumping jacks*

Brock: Sugarsugarsugar!!! *Starts to hop up and down*

Pikachu: Chuchupikapichu! (Ineedtogoshocksomething!) *Starts to shock some Pidgeys in a tree*

Pidgeys: PIDDDGGGEEEEOOOOO!!! *Some start to fall off the tree*

Pikachu: PI...PI...PI! Pikapikapika! CHUCHUCHU!!! (SHOCK... SHOCK...SHOCK! Hahaha! HYPERHYPERHYPER!!!)

Everyone: *stares at Pikachu*

Pikachu: PIPIPI! (HAHAHA!)

As Pikachu acted as a maniac-

Pikachu: PI! Pikapika- (HEY! Why you little-)

Author: *towering over Pikachu* What?

Pikachu: Pi... pika. (Uh... nothing.)

Good. As I was saying, while Pikachu was acting as a maniac, three very familiar figures appeared. Gee, I wonder who it could be.

Ash: *flat voice* Oh no. Could it be the very much feared...

Misty: *sarcastic voice* always succeeding...

Brock: Team Rocket?

Meowth: You got that right!

Ash, Misty, Brock, Pikachu: *sighs*

Pikachu: *flat voice* Pi pi, pika pikachu pikachu pika? (Oh no, what shall we ever do to escape our fate?)

Ash, Misty, Brock: *laughs*

James: Enough laughing, just give us that Pikachu! *Points at Pikachu*

Ash: No!

James: Aw, shoot!

Jesse: James, you're forgetting something!

James: *looks at Jesse pathetically* Wha-at?

Jesse: *clears throat* To protect the world from devas-

Meowth: *scratches Jesse's face* I said, no more of them poems of yours!

Jesse: *gasps* My perfection... ruined!

Meowth: *jokingly* Ha, what perfection?

Jesse: *hits Meowth with a mallet* Oh, shut up!

Meowth: Ohhh... *dazed*

Jesse: Well that takes cares of him. *Looks at Ash and co.* Now hand over that Pikachu!

Ash: I said no!

Jesse: All right, you asked for it! *Gets out Pokéball* Arbok, go! *Throws Pokéball, and out comes Arbok*

Arbok: Chaarrboka!

Jesse: *looks at James* James, get ready to fight!

James wasn't paying any attention to the battle at all. His attention was focused on something else. (Well duh, it had to be something else)

James: Oooh! Look, a chocolate bar! *Picks it up and starts to unwrap it*

At that statement, Pikachu's ears twitched up.

Pikachu: Pikachu pika pika! Chu! (That is my chocolate bar! Stop!)

James: *lowers chocolate bar nearer to his mouth*

Pikachu: *runs in slow motion* CCCHHHUUUUUU! (NNNOOOOOOO!)

James: *munch, munch*

Too late.

James: Mmmmm, that was yummy!

Pikachu: *eyes wobbling* Chu, chu pika! (You, you ate it!)

James: Mmmmm, that was very, very good! *Smacks his lips*

Pikachu: *getting very angry* PPIIKKAACCHHUU! *thundershocks Team Rocket*

Team Rocket: Aaauuugghhhh...

Jesse: Why did I get shocked?!

Pikachu: Pikapi. (I dunno.)

Ash: Good job Pikachu.

Misty: Let’s get out of here!

Brock: We should make... *looks at map* ... Nectarine Village in about two days, if we don't get lost.

Misty: Then I guess it should take us two weeks if Ash was leading us.

Ash: Hey!

Pikachu: Pikapik achu. (Here we go again.)

Brock: Lets go.

Ash: Okay. So long Team Rocket!

Meowth: *from the ground* You won't get away with this!

Misty: Ha! Watch us!

The foursome started walking away, heading towards Nectarine Village, but before they were out of site, Pikachu turned around.

Author: What now?

Pikachu: *has a grin on its face* PIKA! (CANDY!)

Author: Arrggghhh!

Pikachu: *runs back toward the group giggling*

Jesse: *still from the ground* Ohh, we'll get Pikachu next time!

Meowth: Just you wait and see!

James: I want some more candy!

Jesse: *smacks James with a fan* Oooohhh! This was all your fault, you and that stomach of yours!

James: Well I can't help being hungry.

Team Rocket: *gets up from the ground and dusts themselves off*

A voice: Hey you three! FREEZE!

Team Rocket: *turns around*

Jesse: Oh yeah? Who do you think you are?

Officer Jenny: Officer Jenny from the Sweet City Police Department, that's who!

Meowth: Uh oh, we're in trouble!

Officer: You sure are in trouble!

Jesse: *whispers to James and Meowth* When she gets out the handcuffs, run for it!

James, Meowth: Right.

Officer Jenny: Can't you read that sign!?

Jesse, James, Meowth: HUH?!?

Officer Jenny: It says "No Littering", and I see candy wrappers on the ground! *Points to candy wrappers that Ash and company left on the ground*

Jesse: But Officer Jenny, we didn't make that mess!

Officer Jenny: Oh really? *Walks up to James* I see that you have some chocolate around your mouth.

James: That's because I ate candy!

Officer Jenny: Ah-ha! So you did eat candy!

James: Yeah, but-

Officer Jenny: Which means you left those candy wrappers on the ground!
Jesse: But we-

Officer Jenny: Clean it up or I shall have to take you to the station!

Meowth: Oh fine... *grumbles something under his breath*

Team Rocket got on their knees and began to pick up the candy wrappers with Officer Jenny behind them shouting orders.

Officer Jenny: You missed that one over there! And there!

James: Those twerps will pay for this.

Author: *thinking* Hmm, this Jenny is a little too aggressive. Oh well.

So Team Rocket continued picking up the candy wrappers while Jenny was behind them shouting some more, (Officer Jenny: There! There! And there!) and Ash, Misty, Brock, and Pikachu were off to Nectarine Village. And so our story ends right here. Well, not really.

BACK AT TELETUBBY LAND...

Po: Where is our friend?

Laa-Laa: He still is playing hide-and-seek!

Dipsie: We play hide-and-seek long time already.

Tinky Winky: We keep looking for friend. We will find him.

Po, Laa-Laa, Dipsie: Okay!

So the *gags* Teletubbies continued their search for their "friend," who was really Brock, if you haven't figured that out yet. ^_^ Okay, that's the end of this story. The End!