A PKMN Fanfic By: Future Vaporeon
JackDawson: It was so nice of you to come have a drink with me. I
love you, you know that. (sip) After this maybe
we can go down to my room on G deck and have a
good time.
James: I don't think so, Jack.
JackDawson: Oh, come on, Jim. Fabrizio won't mind.
James: What about that girl? You know, Rose DeWitt Bukater?
JackDawson: That's just a cover up to save my career, Jim.
(pinches James on the cheek) I'm gay, you know that.
But I'm also an actor. I have a reputation.
James: (uncomfortable) Uhhh . . .
JackDawson: We could cover it up perfectly! I've got Rose, you've
got that Jessie broad! Come on, Jim-boy!
James: NO! Man, you really are Disgusting! Get away from me! (slap!)
JackDawson: (puts his hand to his face) Gasp! Jim! (tears well up
in his eyes) How could you? I . . . I love you!
(Suddenly a person darts by and punches Jack in the face, rendering him
unconcious)
Jessie: Take that, pretty boy!
James: You came to save me!
Jessie: No, I'm just really afraid of gay people. They should be
exterminated at all costs!
Meowth: That's right!
(Suddenly the ship crashes into an iceberg!)
JackDawson: (shakes it off) Oh no! Jim, we've hit an iceberg! (latches
on to James's leg)
James: Help me!
Jessie: (scream) AHHHHHHHHHHHH! The gay guy! Meowth, do something!
Meowth: (slashes Jack across the face)
Jack: OW! My valuable face!
Jessie: RUN! Come on, James! (drags James away)
Jack: NO WAIT! I LOVE YOU, JAMES! (chases Team Rocket onto the
deck)
James: Oh no! It's him!
Jessie: (puts her hand on James's shoulder) There's only one way to
make him go away, you know. It will get rid of him and help
us get off of this ship alive! You have to do it, James!
James: (sigh) YEAH, ok.
(A couple of minutes later, Jack walks by looking for his love)
Woman: (in a high pitched voice) I am not James. (holds a baby in
her arms)
Jack: Excuse me, woman. Have you seen a hot . . . I mean, a
hot-tempered blue-haired man with a big red R on his shirt?
Woman: (in a higher pitched voice) NO-I-HAVE-NOT. (rocks the baby)
Jack: (sigh) He must have pitched himself off the boat! I have no
reason to live anymore!
Rose: Jack, no!
Jack: Get away! (jumps overboard and dies)
Jessie: OK, James, you can stop now.
James: But this might get us on a lifeboat! (ahem) Excuse me, First
Officer, but I am a woman with a baby!
FirstOfficer: Oh! You better get on while there's still space!
(hustles Jessie and James onto a lifeboat)
Meowth: Get me out of this thing!
Jessie: But you made such a nice baby!
Meowth: Hmmph.
(Rose gets on the boat next to them)
Rose: Excuse me, Jessie, but I love you, you know that?
Jessie:AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

THE END!