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A PKMN Fan Fic By: Galaxy Girl
AUTHOR'S NOTE: In the Wrath of Brock as you recall Team Rocket cut the evil business and now
run their own restaurant in Celadon City. This story tells of a filmmaker/trainer who is making a
documentary about one night's events in the Rocket's Restaurant.
A NIGHT AT THE ROCKET'S
A Pokemon fan fic by Galaxy Girl.
FILMMAKER'S NOTE: These are the tapes of Amelia Itapeum. I'm an amateur filmmaker, and for
my advanced documentary class, I am making a documentary about one night's events at the
Rocket's Restaurant in Celadon City. The tapes will be shown in chronological order by time, and
the subjects are as follows:
Ash Ketchum- Age 12, PKMN trainer. AK is here with his girlfriend, MW. (See below)
Misty Waterflower- Age 12, PKMN trainer. MW is here with AK, on a date.
Tracy Sketchit- Age 12, Former PKMN trainer. TS is away from therapy for his first time.
Officer Jenny- Age 25, Cop. TS's parole officer.
Jessica Wentworth, AKA Jesse. Age 20, Waitress at restaurant, former Team Rocket mem.
James (Last name unknown, further study req'd) Age 20, chef, and former Team R mem.
Meowth, Age unknown. JW and J's partner, janitor, and can talk.
Meowzi, age unknown. Female Meowth that rejected Meowth years ago.
Filmmaker's comments shall be shown in {brackets}.
6:45 PM: Interior.
{I talked with restaurant staff members, Jesse and James. Evidently, the restaurant's manager
Giovanni had fallen ill with salmonella poisoning earlier and James wanted to try a new recipe out on
the customers.}
James: Oh, PLEASE Jesse! I've worked really hard on fixing the recipe, and if you don't let me do it,
I'll just DIE!
Jesse: That's almost what happened the last time that you made that for someone!
James: OK, so I made a little mistake......
Meowth: You forgot to turn the oven on, you big dope!
James: Alright, alright. Sheesh, you make one mistake and they never let you forget it!
{6:48 PM, Interior. Ash Ketchum and Misty Waterflower arrive at the restaurant. According to AK,
this was the couple's first date. When I asked to film them for my project, MW refused. "It would
ruin the mood!" she said.
"Aw, come on Misty! We'll be on TV!"
Guess who won that argument,
Misty: Oh, isn't this lovely! Look at the view, Ash! You can see the lights of Saffron City!
Ash: Uh, cool. Hey, my feet are stuck to the floor!
{Jesse walks up holding two menus, and a notepad.}
Jesse: Hello, and welcome to Rocket's Restaurant! May I take your drink order?
Misty: I'll have an iced tea, please.
Jesse: And for you?
Ash: Bloody Mary!
{AK breaks into unstoppable laughter until MW smacks him.}
Misty: Ash! She's serious!
Jesse: Hey! Aren't you that Britney Spears boy?
Ash: I was, until you fired me.
Jesse: Oh. Well, what's your drink order?
Ash: {Obviously trying not to crack up} Uh, a Pepsi please.
Jesse: Well then. I'll be back in a moment to take your dinner orders.
{She leaves, and Misty lectures Ash}
Misty: Ash! What were you doing? Do you want them to think you're an alcoholic?
{6:52 PM, Interior. Tracy and Officer Jenny enter the restaurant. Upon interview, I found that OJ
was TS's parole officer, and TS had just left therapy for severe trauma, concerning some guy named
Brock. The ex-gym leader? Further study req'd
Jenny: Oh, now isn't this nice?
Tracy: Why to I have to be here?
Jenny: The first step for your recovery is to start going to public places. Soon, you'll forget all about
that awful Brock.
{OJ and TS sit at a booth near the window. It took a little begging, but I got OJ's permission to film
the two.}
Jenny: I'm going to go to the little girl's room. You just stay here, and tell the waitress I want a
Sprite.
{Jenny leaves, and Tracy sits alone}
Tracy: That's right, It's just me, OK. Remember Tracy, no Brock here! There is no Brock here,
Brock's gone! No more Brock{Looks over beside the table} AAAAAAARGGGGGHHHH! What
do you want?!
{Tracy screams madly}
Jesse: I just wanted to know what you wanted to drink
Tracy: Oh. Sprite for her, a decaf for me.
{6: 58 PM, Int/Ext. I had a chat with Meowth while he did some of his work.}
James: Meowth! Empty that trash, will you? I can't work in that rancid stench!
Meowth: It's probably some of your cooking that stinks so bad!
Me: So Meowth, you're the janitor here?
Meowth: Yeah. I'm about ready to quit though! I get no respect! That's all they care about!
"Meowth, take out the trash!" "Meowth, sweep up the floor!"
{Meowth and I go out the back door to the alley and the dumpster.}
Meowth: "Meowth, go clean the toilets!" Meowth MEEEEOWTH?
{He stops when he sees something moving in the dumpster.}
Meowth: It's her!
{Standing outside the dumpster is another Meowth, dirty and wearing a tattered pink bow. I assume
it's a female.}
Me: Who's that?
Meowth: It's Meowzi!
{Meowth approaches Meowzi, and she gasps. He begins to speak.}
Meowth: Uh, hi Meowzi. How're things?
{NOTE: Meowzi's speech was translated for me after filming.}
Meowzi: (Terrible! That awful owner of mine threw me out because I accidentally coughed up a
hairball on her during a dinner party! I'm cold, and hungry, and tired, and I'll never have a home
again!)
Meowth: Well, uh I'm the co-owner of this restaurant here. You wanna come in?
Meowzi: (Would I? Please!)
{Meowth leads Meowzi inside.)
Meowth: HEY JAMES! WE NEED A DELUXE TUNA SALAD OUT HERE, NOW!
James: But Meowth! My hands will smell like tuna for weeks and Jesse's allergic to tuna!
{Meowth enters the kitchen and scratching sounds are heard. James screams in pain. Then, Meowth
comes back out.}
James: ONE TUNA SALAD, COMING UP!
{7:06 PM, Interior. I caught up with Misty and Ash, who had already ordered, and Jesse was taking
back their menus.}
Jesse: What the?
{She sees a slip of yellow paper stapled to each menu. On it, it says SUPER GOURMET CHEF'S
SURPRISE.}
Jesse: JAMES! I TOLD YOU NO! WHAT DO YOU MEAN STAPLING THESE THINGS TO THE
MENUS?
James: It's that or TUNA salad, Jesse! Take your pick!
Jesse: OK then
{She leaves.}
Misty: So, you ordered that gourmet thing?
Ash: Yeah. How about you?
Misty: Macaroni and cheese. So Ash, where'd Pikachu go tonight?
Ash: Oh, he goes bowling on Saturday nights. Where's Togepi?
Misty: I had Daisy and Violet baby-sit him.
Ash: Great. Then we're alone
Hey look! There's a Gyrados! {Points out window.}
Misty: Where?
Ash: Monkeys always look! Monkeys always look!
{Misty rolls her eyes.}
Misty: That's not funny! I'm still terrified of Gyrados from that last incident with Brock!
{This Brock = Tracy's Brock? Further study req'd}
Ash: Oh, sorry.
{Takes a sip of his Pepsi and belches loudly.}
Misty: ASH!
Ash: Sorry. You know what they say! 'Tis better to belch the belch and feel the shame, than squelch
the belch and feel the pain!
{More eye-rolling from Misty.}
{7:14 PM, Interior. I got back with Tracy and Jenny. It seems Tracy keeps hallucinating about this
Brock fellow.}
Jenny: And you say you saw Brock right next to the table?
Tracy: YES! He said, "I know you want me, Tracy!" and then he turned into a waitress!
Jenny: Now Tracy, you're being ridiculous! Brock was eaten by a Gyrados, and so were you, but you
were rescued! He's never coming back
Tracy: That's right, He's never coming back......
{Looks out window, screams.} WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! There he is! That
face!!!! that HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE FACE!
Jenny: Uh, Tracy That's a Zubat that's hanging from the roof gutters.
Tracy: BROCK HAD A ZUBAT! AAAAAAAAAAAAARGGGGHH!
{7:30 PM, Exterior. I found Meowth and Meowzi up on the roof, sharing a tuna salad and watching
the moon. I decided not to interrupt them, so I watched from a fire escape.}
Meowth: I've always liked you, Meowzi.
Meowzi: (I know. You learned to talk for me but I was so rude to you! And then, you saved me!
I'm so sorry for everything, Meowth!)
Meowth: It's alright. I forgive you.
Meowzi: (I love you Meowth!)
Meowth: I love you too, Meowzi!
{The couple kisses. I leave.
{7:45 PM, Interior. I check back up on Ash and Misty. It seems to me that Ash is getting less and less
charming as the day does on}
Ash: (With mouth full) And sho, I shaid "Wew, that ish my Pikachu! HAHAHAHAHA!
Misty: Ash, could you please keep your mouth closed? That's really gross!
Ash: Shorry. How am I shuposshed to tell you thish if I can't open my mouth? And anyway, then, I
threw a pokeball, and it whacks the guy in the head! HAHAHAHAHA! {Spraying food all over the
place.}
{I decide to move on. In the kitchen, I catch the chef, James working on his gourmet masterpiece.}
James: I'll show Jesse! Everyone will love this recipe so much; they'll have to add this to the menu!
Me: Really. What's in it?
James: Well, there are some eggs, and ketchup, and a little onions, with some potatoes Sound
good?
Me: It sounds like a breakfast casserole gone way wrong
James: No! I forgot the jellybeans!
Me: Jellybeans?
James: We ran out of sugar, so I've been using jellybeans to sweeten the special sauce!
Me: What kind?
James: Licorice. Everyone likes licorice, right?
{This guy isn't exactly a genius, is he?}
Me: Um, I see. What about your special sauce? What's in that?
James: Mayonnaise and mustard. The jellybeans and pickle juice give it just the right touch!
{7:52 PM, Interior. I bravely decide to talk to Tracy again. Jenny is gone again, I guess to her car to
get something.}
Tracy: {Eating his spaghetti.} So. You like to make films?
Me: Yeah. How about you?
Tracy: Nah, I draw pictures. Wanna see my latest?
{He shows me a drawing of himself being eaten by a large black shadowy monster with spiky hair.}
Me: Oh my gosh!
Tracy: What?
Me: It's, uh beautiful. Officer Jenny; is she by chance getting you medication?
Tracy: I think so.
Me: Alrighty then. Do you draw Pokemon?
Tracy: Yeah! You got any?
Me: Well, I have a Growlithe and a Victreebell in my pocket.
Tracy: I just drew a Victreebell in therapy last week! Wanna see?
{The drawing shows a Victreebell with spiky hair and a green tech vest squashing him with his leafy
foot.}
Me: Nice. I'd better get moving.
Tracy: {Deliriously} No, I don't want you to leave me! PLEASE! Stay here with me! I LOVE YOU!
Me: ACK!
{8:01 PM, Interior. Jesse and James talk in the kitchen about Meowth, and other things.}
Jesse: What's Meowth doing up there?
James: He and Meowzi are kissing!
Jesse: Meowzi? That awful little brat! Didn't she humiliate Meowth a few years ago?
James: Yeah, well she's back. And madly in love with Meowth!
Jesse and James: EW!
Jesse: Hey, I called Giovanni at the hospital today.
James: What did he say?
Jesse: He said he really, REALLY wanted to see you.
James: ACK! Really?
Jesse: No. He really said he wanted to quit this restaurant business, because he said as long as you
were cooking, the lawsuits would never stop.
James: You're kidding! So we are the managers of this restaurant now?
Jesse: That's the way it looks.
James: WOOOHOOOO!
Jesse: Hey, manager. You'd better get back to work. The crowd is starting to show up.
James: Can't we hire someone to cook for us?
Jesse: NO way! You'd have to cut from my salary to pay them!
{8:17 PM, Exterior. Meowth and Meowzi are still on the roof. Meowth has an accordion, and is
serenading his girlfriend with a little song.}
Meowth: Dis is da night! It's a beautiful night! And dey calls it bella nata! Look at da skies, dey have
stars in dere eyes, on this lovely bella nata!
Meowzi: (That's beautiful! Oh, Meowth! How could I have ever doubted you?)
{Five minutes later}
Meowth: What's new pussycat? Whoooaoooaooooooah whoa whoa! What's new pussycat?
Whoooaoooaooooooah whoa whoa!
{Five minutes later}
Meowth: When da moon hits yer eye like a big pizza pie dat's amore`!
{Five minutes later}
Meowth: Once more, you ooooopen da door! And you're here, in my heart an' my heart will go on
and ooooooooooon!
{Five minutes later}
Meowth: And I wanna hold yer ear, baby. Wanna hold it near, baby. Wanna hold your ear till I
make it very clear that I love you!
{Five minutes later}
Meowth: With every beat of my heart! I'm hoping baby dat we'll never part! I'm hoping baby you'll
always be true! Baby my heart beats for you!
{8:40 PM, interior. I took my chances and went back to film Tracy and Officer Jenny.}
Jenny: Alright, Tracy. Apologize to Amelia for scaring her.
Tracy: I'm sorry......
Me: It's alright. Now Jenny, how did you get into the cop business?
Jenny: Well, it's in the family. I joined when my second cousin in Fuchsia City decided to be on the
force, and my sister in Cerulean City joined a year after me, but my mother, who works on Indigo
Plateau, joined when she was only 16
Me: OK. Then, why are you being a parole officer for Tracy here?
Jenny: You know what? I'm not sure!
Tracy: She loves me!
Jenny: I do not! I'm 13 years older than you are!
Tracy: Then do you want me, Amelia?
Me: I want you. To stop coming on to me!
Tracy: Oh my gosh! RUN AMELIA! IT'S BROCK! HE'S HERE FOR ME! NOOOOOOOO!
Jesse: What's wrong with that guy? I'm just bringing him his cherry pie.
Tracy: OH, thank you Brock. I appreciate it, but I DON'T WANT TO BE WITH YOU
ANYMORE!!!!!!!
{Jenny slaps Tracy and says}
Jenny: TRACY! GET AHOLD OF YOURSELF, MAN!
Tracy: Huh? Oh hi Jenny! How are you? We're fine here, no problem We just need a little love
No Brock here. I'm OOOOOOOOK!
{8:58 PM, Interior. Back at Ash and Misty's table, it seems Ash is finally settling down and getting in
the mood. }
Ash: Oh Misty, you're so pretty
Misty: Thank you Ash. I'm glad you've finally grown up!
Ash: Misty?
Misty: Yeah?
Ash: I um I want, uh, I want to kiss you!
Misty: Oh, Ash I thought you'd never ask
{The couple lean over to kiss, and Ash speaks.}
Ash: Misty, I just wanted to tell you that...
Misty: Yes?
Ash: That....
Misty: Yes? YES?
Ash: That I.....BLEAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
{Ash blows chunks all over Misty's clothes, then lays down on the table.}
Misty: EW, YUCK! Ash! Are you alright?
Ash: BLUUUUEAAAAAAAAAH!
{Poor Ash is tossing his cookies all over the table and Misty. She leaps up and runs into the corner.}
Customer: WAITRESS! What did he have?
Jesse: {Checks her notes} THE SUPER GOURMET CHEF SURPRISE!!!!!!
{Customers all over the restaurant throw their plates full of James's special recipe at Jesse, and she
barely avoids dropping them all.}
Jesse: Arbok! Take that kid outside before he explodes!
{Arbok grabs Ash and races outside, setting him next to a garbage can.}
Misty: EW! I'm covered in it! That's disgusting!
{Jesse runs to the kitchen where James is waiting eagerly.}
James: Did they like it? Did they like my surprise?
Jesse: I don't think so James But be assured this is what I like!
{She holds the plates over James's head and releases them one at a time, until every plate it cracked
over his head and onto the floor.}
James: OW! {Falls over.}
Jesse: IF YOU EVER MAKE THAT RECIPE AGAIN, I SWEAR I'LL CALL THE NUCLEAR
WASTE DISPOSAL FACILITY AND HAVE YOU ARRESTED FOR PUBLIC
ENDANGERMENT!
James: {After Jesse leaves, gets up and rubs his head.} She can be a witch, but what can I say? I like
her.
{9:06 PM, Exterior. An ambulance has arrived to take an ailing Ash to the nearest medical facility o
have his stomach pumped. Misty stands next to the gurney, talking to him.}
Misty: Uh, look Ash. You're a great guy, and a real nice friend, but I think we should wait to take it
any further
Ash: No that's alright. I agree you are too young to date!
Misty: No, Ash, I meant you. You are in no way mature enough to keep a steady girlfriend! So, let's
just wait and see how things turn out.
Ash: OK. But, can I still have that kiss before I go have my stomach pumped?
{Misty nods and leans over to kiss Ash, but when she hears his stomach grumbling, she sits up and
shoves his head over towards a strategically placed bucket.}
Ash: BLUEEAAAAAAAAAAH!
{Meanwhile, on the roof, Meowth is still at it.}
Meowth: When you want it da most, dere's no easy way out, when you're ready ta go, and you're
hearts left in doubt. Don't give up on ya faith, love comes to dose who believe it! And that's the way it
is!!!
Meowzi: (I LOVE YOU MEOWTH!)
Meowth: I LOVE YOU TOO, MEOWZI!
{They kiss again.}
{Meanwhile, down below, Jesse and James close up the restaurant and watch Meowth and his new
girlfriend up on the roof.}
Jesse: That's so sweet!"
James: I know! I only wish we could make it better.
{Suddenly, James gets an idea.}
{Up on the roof}
James: INCOMING!
{A single red rose shoots up out of a small cannon, and Meowth catches it.}
Meowth: {Thinking.} Uh, Meowzi, would you move in with me? I mean, my roommates are there
but
Meowzi: (I'd love to!)
{They kiss again.}
{9:13 PM, Exterior. I am filming myself.}
Me: Alright, I guess that's it. Was the preceding creepy? Unreal? Unusual even? Well, not for these
people. Because to them, it's just
{Tracy runs up to me and grabs my leg.}
Tracy: AMEEEELIA! PLEEEEASE DON'T LET THEM TAKE ME! I DON'T NEED TO GO
BACK TO THERAPY!
Jenny: Amelia! Just back away from him! Slowly, now
Tracy: I'M FINE, OFFICER JENNY, REALLY! I DON'T BELIEVE IN BROCK! I DON'T
BELIEVE IN BROCK! PLEEEASE DON'T MAKE ME GO BACK!
{Several crazy house officials grab Tracy and stick the poor guy in a straight jacket.}
Tracy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Ash: BLUEAAAAAAAAAAH!
Jesse and James: The twerp's blasting off again!
Me: Anyway, as I was SAYING, to these people, it's just another night at the Rocket's.
{All this crap is considered TYPICAL? Further study req'd}
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THE AFTERMATH:
Meowzi moved in with Meowth, Jesse and James. She now works full time at the restaurant, helping
Jesse with her waitress duties. As for Meowth, he was promoted to SENIOR janitor!
Ash's stomach pump was a success, and he recovered fully to continue his quest to be a pokemaster.
Unfortunately, Misty and him never really got back together. But they remained the best of friends
for a while.
Amelia became a famous documentary maker, and her classic documentary, A Night at the Rocket's,
became a hit. She won an Oscar for it, and can now be found working on her new film, Pikachu: The
Mouse Behind the Mask.
Tracy went back to therapy, and came out months later, fully healed. He became a famous artist and
a philosopher, and has his own TV show, Philosophy Talk with Tracy Sketchum. He never got over
his fear of Zubat, though
Officer Jenny continued her quest to rid Celadon City of all evil.
And NO, Jesse and James are NOT in love! Sorry if I implied that, but really people! That's just
creepy!
And what about the restaurant? After a minor health department citation, the Rocket's Restaurant
underwent a major change. It is now the first class eatery everyone is talking about. The favorite and
most requested dish? James's Super Gourmet Chef's Surprise. After removing all perishable food
items from the recipe, it turned out to be a delicious well, uh surprise.
But does anyone still remember that night at the restaurant? Not really. Because to them, it was if I
may quote: "Just another night at the Rocket's."
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Well, that's it! I hope you liked my fan fic. If you have any comments or questions for me, just e-mail
me at galaxygirl7777@angelfire.com. Now, for all the legal mumbo-jumbo.
I do NOT own Pokemon or anything like that.
Belle Notte- © Disney.
That's the Way it is- © Celine Dione's record label.
MY Heart will Go On- © " "
What's New Pussycat- © of whoever wrote it.
"I Wanna Hold Your Ear" and
"With Every Beat of My Heart- © Children's Television Workshop.
(I LOVE SESAME STREET! ?)
"That's Amore`" © of whoever.
And in the words of my fan fic predecessors:
"I didn't make up the characters. I just, ah borrowed them." ?
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